I am sorry. I have been quiet for a couple of days, not posting nor commenting on my new friends' posts.
I have been suffering from very unpleasant PMS. For my four-legged friends, please ask your peeps, your mums preferably, for what it means.But this picture may help explain a lot.
Usually this is what happens at home around this time of the month.
CL just flew to Seoul at midnight on Sunday, for a whole week. Now you know why...
Been feeling guilty for not being able to do anything productive but I learnt from Zim-Zim and Dave today that it's called Hanging Ten. Maybe biologically I am just destined to Hang Ten a few days every month.
I'll be back,
Sankissjuice
PS If anyone has any home remedies or tips that will help overcome PMS symptoms e.g. upset stomach (bloating, indigestion) and PMS blues, please share it with me.
PSS How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(This one is specially for TANK)
(This one is specially for TANK)
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because
no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't
even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,TWO
DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THISHOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!IT'S
A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
Because
no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't
even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,TWO
DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THISHOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!IT'S
A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
Mommy is sorry you are having problems and she says she understands. Take it easy and I hope you feel better soon. Mommy loves the joke.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
p.s. Darwin and Einstein, I hope you are staying away from your Mommy when she is...well...not feeling herself. Hide, until she feels better.
Hope you are back to normal soon. Have a happy Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Sometimes it's no fun being a woman. The good news is you know it will go away in a bit, but the bad news is it will be back in a few weeks. Feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteCindy
Eikes I'll just tip toe out quietly and come back with all is clear. hhehhehe
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
hahahaha... funny, but kinda scary too. I'm glad my asst. is too old for pms, but then she has other issues that more than make up for it. I hide under the bed sometimes.
ReplyDeleteYEAH. I think us boys are tiptoeing out, right behind Goose...
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
I'm normally unmoved by those Caturday-inspired pictures, but the lion one here got a laugh out of me. It's the male cowering in the corner that does it.
ReplyDeleteHowdy, mum says just eat chocolate. Lots of it! It's a feel good food right? Well that's what she says, and when she's like that, we agree with whatever she says! Sorry you felt yuck. Mum did love the joke at the end. Take care. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
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