This is all Rich Boy's idea so I'm letting him speak/bark it out to you all.
Rich: So, a while back, some British bitch gave my little sister a blog award. Can you believe she gets an award before me? I AM the Alpha Male in the family, everything has to come through me first. So, instead of waiting for an award, I decide to create a new award, a way cooler and much more fun award to pass on in blogville. Using lots of creative energy, I got this award badge designed, with my face on it, BOL. Sasa's award is for females only, so sexist! To make things even, this award is for MALES ONLY...BOL! Conditions are as below:
1) You have to be an (alpha) male blogger (all animals included, regardless of no. of legs you have). Don't worry if he is not alpha yet, we will turn him. Ladies, if you don't mind having balls, you are eligible too. BOL!
2) You have to tell us a short story about yourself or your family members with reference(s) to at least one movie (see my example below). Get creative!
3) Invite ALL your friends to receive the award.
4) Copy the award badge and put it on your blog.
That's it!
So, now let me tell you my story since of course, the first recipient of this prestigious award is none other than ME.
"Rich Boy is really just my stage name/nickname. My mum named me something else in Chinese but I didn't like it and never responded to that name. So, she thought of changing it to Teddy. Problem is a little mate of mine is named Teddy too and I loved humping him. So, we scrapped that. Then, my mum thought of naming me in honour of the brother she never has. You see, my granddad had wanted to name his (imaginary) son Richard but turned out he got my mum and she is no Richard, I can tell you that. So, mum named me Rich since I have a golden brown coat and she wanted to become rich (eyes-rolling). Problem was, after a while we realised granddad was struggling with my name. He kept calling me Lick. That poor bloke can't make the r and ch sounds properly!!! Like in the movie, Lost in Translation, in the scene when the Japanese prostitute went into Bill Murray's room and she kept saying, " Lick me, lick me" while pointing to her stockings.
In the end, granddad gave up and just started calling me Boy since well, I was a boy. Now, I am a STUD.So, that is how I got my name. I am Rich Boy, the Alpha Male Movie Star Award's first recipient.
Cut! Good take!
I told Rich not to spoil the movie for you, in case some of you have not seen it. It is a really good film with lots of subtle acting and a very realistic potrayal of modern day lives. Do watch it, if you have not already.
Last but not least, we unanimously nominate Goose to be the second recipient of this award.
We would also like to take this opportunity to promote CL's blog which is all about movie reviews, usually bad movies. If you are into that kind of stuff, do check it out by clicking the link.
